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I think I'm a little old for fisticuffs.

[thereneverwas]

You? You couldn't be a day over twenty.

[unshut]

Andraste's knickers, I hope not. What a miserable age.

[thereneverwas]

...yeah, I really didn't think that one through.

[unshut]

Forty, though. I might take forty. My tits were spectacular then.

[thereneverwas]

Please, as though they’re not spectacular now.

[unshut]

Of course they are. But imagine.

[Oh, to wear a dress cut to the navel!

(As if she doesn't.)]

In any case, you'll give me the good news when your sister writes back won't you?

[thereneverwas]

[Oh, to simply talk about tits forever.]

Of course. If she does.

[unshut]

Good. There's nothing I like more than hearing news of a half dozen little nieces and nephews. I will want all their names.